Resident Evil : Extinction - Reuse - Recycle - Regurgitate

I love apocalyptic movies and I love zombie movies. I wanted to call this Zombilyptic, but I guess they have always been a combined genre any way. Especially those of the great George. This one cemented that in so many stolen ways. T2, Mad Max, Alien 4, Planet of the apes - the list is endless. Better than the second, not as good as the first, just well produced shallow cinema. The kind I adore. I mean it was always gonna be good and then Ali Larter turned up to sweeten the deal.

Resident Evil:Apocalypse - Shoot someone in the head

More chicks with guns. Starts at full speed with quick edits and flashbacks. And the shot of the Black SUVs cruising along was always gonna look great. Alas, it soon descends into kind of a mess. Poorly scripted and acted with some terrible direction of action scenes. Not sure why as the helmer has/had pedigree for this sort of thing. The Bad Taste-esq bad guy would only work in a Peter Jackson ironic way and I didn't spot any. But as I said at the start 'Chicks With Guns', so my shallow needs are met.

Resident Evil - Alice! What's the matter?

Know the game, don't know the game?? Either way it's a great movie. Look. It's Milla in a tight red dress, showing a lot of leg and kicking a lot of ass. It's also a zombie movie, and I love zombie movies. Stylish video game fodder handled superbly by PWS Anderson with a great soundtrack to boot. You'll jump and scream plus at the end you get Millas best outfit since The Fifth Element. schwiiiing :) and I haven't even mentioned Michelle Rodriguez. But it's more than just a slobber fest.